If I were still using Facebook...
If I were still using Facebook, I would list my productivity on my status as follows: This morning before nine o'clock I: cleaned our room, walked two miles, cleaned out the pantry, watered the yard, and did all the laundry. I am glad that I don't get on Facebook anymore because I always thought it was so annoying that people wrote their completed to-do lists as their status. But this morning I thought of them fondly and could relate to their intentions in doing so. Here's something really cool that happened this morning to boot. Leila opened the cabinet and stood in mouth-open-awe at the lovely display of cans and boxes neatly organized in grocery store fashion. Instant gratification. Someone recognized and appreciated my work. What I don't want to tell you is that I... didn't make Dale anything to take in his lunch this morning. The only thing he had for to eat for breakfast was...